Elias' Stories

how to wake Ezra up

2009-05-04T17:42:00.000-07:00

throw Ezra through the TV
throw him through 1000 buildings
punch him to the other side of the earth
throw him into space
throw him to the other side of the earth
watch him wake up

How dad gets a massage at dragon fly

2009-03-07T22:51:00.000-08:00

first they put a ball in a cage then dragon flies fly out then they are mad then they fly around and are massage him

what i did today

2009-03-01T02:11:00.000-08:00

1 wake up
2 go down stairs
3 unplug speakers
4 watch spongebob
5 piano lesson
6 play with friends outside
7 come home
8 play wii with friends
9 went to central park
10 did homework
11 did blog
12 ate dinner
13 shower
14 get dressed
15 book
16 bed

The Joke Book

2009-02-05T23:32:00.000-08:00

Q: Why does paper cut you?

A: Because trees have knives on them.

Q: Why do cows have bells?

A: Because their horns don't work.

Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world

A: Pennsyvania

The Turtle and the God

2009-02-05T03:00:00.001-08:00

Once upon a time, there was a turtle. He lived in the sky. He found a god. The god was a bad guy. The god said, "I am going to eat you!" But when he was about to drop him in his mouth, the turtle was reading a spell book. And when he saw the page, it was a hypnotize page. He hypnotized the god saying, "Make you hypnotized, make you hypnotized, hypnotize you, hypnotize you." And then his magic came out of his hands. He told him to dig into the ground until he reaches the other side of the earth.

All the other gods used all their magic to make one big trophy to give to the turtle. And they sent him back into a pond on Earth.

First day of school.

2008-09-03T01:54:00.000-07:00

(dictated to Mamma this time.)

My school is SSIS.

First, I went to my homeroom. My main teacher is Ms. Butler. Then, she walked me to Mrs. G, my music teacher. After music, we went to P.E.--P.E is like sports; it just gets our heart rate up. And then we went to snack. I ate a muffin and I drank water.

Then I went to my homeroom. Remember, my homeroom teacher is Ms. Butler. I don't remember what I did in between snack and lunch. So, then, after that, I had lunch. I ate a whole bunch of meat, two bites of a meatball with rice and egg in it and that's all.

After lunch, I did a whole bunch of fun activities. I had to make a shirt. It has a whole bunch of blue dots on it, with my head on it and it has writing on it. It just says stuff about me.

And then, I went home and the bus wasn't really that fun. I have a pen and you can choose which colors you use. It has black, blue, red and green. I pretend it has magic. I always play with it. It is really fun and if I'm too far away from it, I can't do magic. Well, if I'm holding it, I can do magic with it. If I'm not holding it and I'm too far away from it, I can't do magic. But if I'm close enough to it, I can do magic with just my hands.

Photo contest

2008-08-25T18:46:00.000-07:00

1. Take a picter
2. Print it
3. Sind it

yesterday playing Memory

2008-08-19T00:59:00.000-07:00

What I did last night.

1. Play Memory
2. Stop playing the game
3. Play WiiFit
4. Play other games
5. Play memory again.

what i do befor school

2008-08-17T23:45:00.000-07:00

1. Get dressed
2. go to my mamma's room
3. Brush teeth
4. Brush hair.
5. get a vit

I'm finished

the mask

2008-08-13T22:28:00.000-07:00

i put a mask on and it turned me into a blue guy i did't know i was blue so i went around scaring evry one none no one knew who i was i took the mask off and evry one knew who i was again

2008-08-12T22:30:00.000-07:00

today i got something to drink i don't know what it is my mom thinks it is gatorade but it is not

Riding the bus today.

2008-08-12T00:11:00.000-07:00

I was the riding the bus today and we went to the wrong place and my mom didn't know it. She forgot the right number for the bus. I didn't think it was that fun to look out the window but my mom liked it. And Ezra didn't like it either. The bus was all dirty and the door didn't close that well. My bus to take me to school is cleaner and the door closes better. And there's much more seats and it's longer and bigger and cleaner outside. But on the inside and the outside, the bus today was really dirty. So then, we had to get in a taxi and it was 17 yuan. Finally, we got back home and watched the Olympics and now, it's almost time for the gymnastics on the same channel.
(NOTE: Since he talked his mother into writing this this time, I get to defend myself. I DID have the number correct--I double checked when we got home. I don't know what happened.)

Zuri will eat anything. I really mean everything. Even like poop and stuff.

I lost my second tooth today. I think the tooth fairy will bring me 50 yuan.

2008-08-11T00:07:00.000-07:00

Some times i am crazy some times i am but not crazy when other people are around me.

Our fish

2008-08-04T00:07:00.000-07:00

Our fish loves to play with bubbles it is like i'm gonna get you i'm gonna get you. got you!!!!!!!

Another video from our trip to Malaysia

2008-08-03T03:12:00.000-07:00

Photo Sharing - Video Sharing - Photo Printing - Photo Books

2008-08-01T00:07:00.000-07:00

Zuri and Ezra are my little brother's I'm the big brother here i am:

Ben 10

2008-07-31T02:22:00.000-07:00

Ben 10 was walking at his home. And then he heard a bad guy. Suddenly, he found the bad guy. He used his watch. He turned into the Crystal Guy. He turned his hands into where there's a whole bunch of spikes and shot them at him. But he used his arms for a shield.

And then, he shot some crystals up behind his back and he didn't know it. And then he shot the crystals up from behind and he hit him on the head. He made crystals all around him and kept making it go in circles until it reached the top and got together. He used his gun to shoot the crystals. He had to keep shooting it, like a million times, and then he finally broke it. It looked like a whole bunch of spikes floating around him. All he had to do is step over the crystals that were still there.

Ben 10 put a whole bunch of crystals around the bad guy again. He shot some more crystals at him. The front one, the bad guy blocked with his arms but the ones on the sides and back hit him. The bad guy touched the crystals and then he turned himself into crystal power. But he could only shoot crystals, he couldn't do what the Crystal Guy was doing.

Finally, Ben 10 shot thousands of crystals at him and there was so much, he couldn't block them with his arms and it hit him in the chest, head, tummy, legs, knees and feet. The bad guy died.

Ben 10 turned into a boy again.

video of malaysia

2008-07-31T00:29:00.001-07:00

Photo Sharing - Video Sharing - Photo Printing - Photo Books

bord games

2008-07-30T19:55:00.000-07:00

my favorite games are bord games

my dream

2008-07-29T21:25:00.000-07:00

I dreamt that i weighed 80 pounds so later on i rode in front seat of the car.

so far this summer

2008-07-28T21:49:00.000-07:00

In U.S.A a fish got me with it's top fin and now i am in china and i can still fill it and in malaysia i loved being at the beach i found crabs,shells and crystals

Elias , Jeremy and the monster

2007-12-14T03:32:00.001-08:00

Elias was hot Jeremy was to but there was a monster and he liked to eat Elias and Jeremy