how to wake Ezra up

1. throw Ezra through the TV
2. throw him through 1000 buildings
3. punch him to the other side of the earth
4. throw him into space
5. throw him to the other side of the earth
6. watch him wake up
   

How dad gets a massage at dragon fly

first they put a ball in a cage then dragon flies fly out then they are mad then they fly around and are massage him

what i did today

1 wake up
2 go down stairs
3 unplug speakers
4 watch spongebob
5 piano lesson
6 play with friends outside
7 come home
8 play wii with friends
9 went to central park
10 did homework
11 did blog
12 ate dinner
13 shower
14 get dressed
15 book
16 bed

The Joke Book

Q: Why does paper cut you?

A: Because trees have knives on them.

Q: Why do cows have bells?

A: Because their horns don't work.

Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world

A: Pennsyvania

The Turtle and the God

Once upon a time, there was a turtle. He lived in the sky. He found a god. The god was a bad guy. The god said, "I am going to eat you!" But when he was about to drop him in his mouth, the turtle was reading a spell book. And when he saw the page, it was a hypnotize page. He hypnotized the god saying, "Make you hypnotized, make you hypnotized, hypnotize you, hypnotize you." And then his magic came out of his hands. He told him to dig into the ground until he reaches the other side of the earth.

All the other gods used all their magic to make one big trophy to give to the turtle. And they sent him back into a pond on Earth.

First day of school.

(dictated to Mamma this time.)

My school is SSIS.

First, I went to my homeroom. My main teacher is Ms. Butler. Then, she walked me to Mrs. G, my music teacher. After music, we went to P.E.--P.E is like sports; it just gets our heart rate up. And then we went to snack. I ate a muffin and I drank water.

Then I went to my homeroom. Remember, my homeroom teacher is Ms. Butler. I don't remember what I did in between snack and lunch. So, then, after that, I had lunch. I ate a whole bunch of meat, two bites of a meatball with rice and egg in it and that's all.

After lunch, I did a whole bunch of fun activities. I had to make a shirt. It has a whole bunch of blue dots on it, with my head on it and it has writing on it. It just says stuff about me.

And then, I went home and the bus wasn't really that fun. I have a pen and you can choose which colors you use. It has black, blue, red and green. I pretend it has magic. I always play with it. It is really fun and if I'm too far away from it, I can't do magic. Well, if I'm holding it, I can do magic with it. If I'm not holding it and I'm too far away from it, I can't do magic. But if I'm close enough to it, I can do magic with just my hands.

Photo contest

1. Take a picter
2. Print it
3. Sind it